Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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