I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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