I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
Last night was a blur. All I remember is jizzing in the squeegee bucket at a gas station.
The look on the soccer mom's face was PRICELESS.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
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