when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
Is it bad that I feel proud to be the first one to puke in the apartment? And I did it in style?
You straight up painted the counter with steak, tequila and beer. You owe me a knew toothbrush.
She needs sedatives and a leash
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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