Well douche your snatch and let's go!
FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
He told me they were just razor bumps!
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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