She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
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