Haha reminds me of last night when I went with a friend to a dude's house. I ended up being her wingman, distracting the roommate so she got along time with the dude.
Just bust a nut in the fatties mouth then fuck the skinny one for a couple hours. Don't worry about the fatty she is totally used to this, thats why she hangs out with skinny girls so she can get some cock too.
Make bacon and hide it throughout the house. Explain that you have no idea why your place has the aroma of bacon. This will give you about 12 and 1/2 min of alone time with the skinny one. Once all the bacon is gone the fat one will be rather irritated because it will still smell like bacon and she can't find anymore. This is when you throw a Pastrami on Rye sandwich out the front door.
You guys are fucking assholes.
It's douche-bags like you that make this society a shitty place.
I highly doubt any of you know what it's like to be fat.
And this is fucking offensive, because just because someone's fat doesn't mean they're ugly, or gross, or that they don't fuck well.
You all are such friggen jerks.
Stop judging people
Just because one is overweight doesnt mean she wouldnt be the one looking to fuck you, she could be the one to give you the wildest best sex you ever had. But I guess, guys like you all, who are total asses and pigs, wouldnt ever expirience it, and just go for the skinny chick, who could potentially have herpes or worse from all the sleeping around shes done. You really shouldnt judge someone by their size, its very asshole-ish.
Y'all are the same ones that will hate on the fat chicks and then wonder why she won't get with you when she lost all the weight. I find this hilarious. Revenge is a bitch, and I sure as hell know what it's like to be the fat chick that dropped the pounds.
Amateurs. This is why you keep lots of tasty snacks at your house. That will keep the fat one busy while the the skinny gets railed. Has worked several times for me.
I guess it depends on your interpretation of 'fat'. If she is hideously obese, and furiously ugly, a simple paper bag over her head should do the trick, then you don't have to look at her face while you're porking her fat ass; and this will leave room for you to focus on the skinnier chick for longer (if that's what you're into), unless she happens to be attractive; just a bit on the plump side, then it doesn't matter. Fuck them both, be done with it and stop crying about it.
I have little respect for fat people because it is obviously their fault. Get on a treadmill manatee and stop buttering all your food. And saying that a skinny chick probably has herpes and then calling other people assholes for judging people by their size is quite hypocritical don't you think? Suck on that chubby
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