The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
I wrote a pretty good eulogy, too. Motherfucker pastor had no sense of comedic timing.
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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