But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
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