I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
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