where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
Then you guys just all showered together...?
Holy shit dude........stairs
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
Randomize
