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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
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