Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
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