Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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