Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
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