do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
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