first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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