I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
No, we will not be going out tonight. We are trying to grow the toy donkey in whiskey rather than water. Serious fucking science. Have fun at the boring bar while we Bill Nye it up in this bitch.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
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