i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
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