I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
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