That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
Randomize
