alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
COCAINE IS GR8
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