That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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