just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
it's like iHOP with fire
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
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