what has become of my life if the best thing thats happened to me this week is that i discovered my cleavage as the best hiding spot ever for weed.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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