dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
Note to self: the judgement that occurs when unrolling your last 5 which was used to snort drugs the night before, to pay for alcohol before noon on a Monday is worth just sucking it up and taking an overdraft fee.
Wait a min, you had drugs last night?!
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
Apparently i tried to feed this guy's piranhas my whole left arm.. according to him, i was "showing them whos boss, bc if they try to eat my arm, im guna punch their face"
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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