There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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