Life Lesson Number 76: Masturbating into a sock is useless if there is a hole in it.
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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