and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
Randomize
