Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
Either I'm drunk or judge Judy has 3D commercials...so I think I'm drunk. Also I may or may not haven eaten a hoagie on the toilet when I didn't want to stand up
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
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