Last night my friend tried to make out with me in an olive garden. Ahahah
Nothing says 'I love you' like never ending salad and breadsticks
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
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