Girls should come with a carfax report
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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