It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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