Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
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