I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
Morning! Got your 3am VM to remind you to get up for spin class and also confirm you were not murdered by the sketchy guy at brunch yesterday. So this is your literal and metaphorical wake up call.
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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