Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
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