my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
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