judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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