told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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