awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Screwed.edu
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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