I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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