We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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