We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
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