Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
what day is it and did you see me today?
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
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