Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
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