MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
I woke up this morning to 7 word documents that all said "remember to be extremely angry at your jerk of a brother." What the hell did you do to me last night?
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
Can't talk, ducks in the car
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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