Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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