That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
Realized I'm still to drunk to comprehend work emails. Marked them all as unread. Here's to responsible hang overs.
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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