She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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