thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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