You sir are not human, at best you're some sort of primate that has been taught to wear clothes and not shit on the floor , BACON RULES, YOU DITZY BITCH!!!!
I too hated bacon until recently but that is because public food places cook it to death, I suddenly craved it high one night and cooked some on our george foreman until it was slightly crispy but not a crunchy nightmare. Omfg it was orgasmic.
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