My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
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