i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
Randomize
