nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
Randomize