We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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