found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
Today's forecast: A sex tornado warning has been issued in your area. Counties affected include your bed, your shower, or your couch. This warning is in effect until further notice. Signs of a sex tornado include: your girlfriend coming up with a huge analogy to inform you that she's ungodly horny today.
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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