I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
The problem with adderall is that no matter what I'm doing, I feel like it was the most productive thing I've EVER done.
Did you alphabetize our spice cupboard again?
...You'll thank me later.
Randomize
