I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
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