We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
According to Joseph, last night I crawled into bed and told him to pretend I'm his French maid, and then started speaking with a German accent, and referring to his manbits as "ze greatest Weiner schnitzel I'd ever seen". Basically, last night was a roaring success.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
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