Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
Randomize
