I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
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